Getting Caught Cheating
Because my specialization for the last 20 years has been cheating, I think I've heard possibly every story in the book. But when I received this joke from a friend of mine, I got to thinking maybe I haven't heard it all. One thing is for sure. Rarely do I have a couple come in saying the "cheater" had a guilty conscience and wanted to come clean. Usually the reason the affair comes to light is because the "cheater" got caught. And the ways they get caught can boggle the mind. Technology has made it very easy to catch the "cheater." But many times people are caught simply because they believe they can get away with cheating. And add to that the fact that people are just more savvy about cheating.
A man calls home to his wife and
says, "Honey, I've been invited to fly to Canada with my boss and several
of his friends to go fishing, for the long weekend. This is a good opportunity
for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
clothes for a three-day weekend. And also, would you get out my rod and tackle
box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I'll swing by
the house to pick-up my things. Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk
pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit
odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he
returns home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes
him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, “ Yes! Lots of walleyes,
some bass, and a few pike. ” "But", he said, "why didn't you
pack my new blue silk pajamas, like I asked you to do? ”
You'll love the answer.
The wife replies, "I did --
they're in your tackle box".
If you're dealing with an unfaithful partner, I can help. I can be reached at 512-795-0402. You can find me at my Mariposa Psychotherapy Services
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